Little Johnny's at it again.

A new teacher was trying to make use of herPsychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone whothinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnnystood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?''No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all byyourself!'

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LittleJohnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on herface. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,'said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the CartoonNetwork!'

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LittleJohnny'skindergartenclass was on a field trip to their local police station where they sawpictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals Oneof the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was thephoto of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'Thedetectives want very badly to capture him.' Little Johnny asked,'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'

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LittleJohnny attended a horse auction withhisfather. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running hishands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a fewminutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His fatherreplied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, lookingworried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.'

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